多图预警，建议未成年请在有家长陪同的环境下阅读
很多年前有这么首英文歌，歌词为：
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
原歌名为"99 words for boobs"，可以在Youtube上听一下
接下来中文翻译，我可要开始提速了啊：
1.Jugs - 胸
2.orbs - 胸
3.darts - 胸
4.gourds - 胸
5.Elmer Fudds - 胸
6.bouncing Buddhas - 胸
7.Sweater stretchers - 胸
8.lung protectors - 胸
9.Beach umbrellas - 胸
10.frost detectors - 胸
11.Scooby Snacks - 胸
12.snake-eyes dice - 胸
13.Jell-o molds - 胸
14.high-beam lights - 胸
15.Humpty Dumplings - 胸
16.Hardy Boys - 胸
17.Double lattes - 胸
18.Ode to Joys - 胸
呼呼，刚才那个好累呀，休息休息啊，还真让我数到99？
要不我再开快一点？
19.20.21.Hooters, shooters, physics tutors - 胸，胸，胸
22.23.Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters - 胸，胸
24.25.Double-WMD's, MRE's and PFD's - 胸，胸
26.27.Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes - 胸，胸
28-50 Gerber servers, holy grails, Whoopee cushions, humpback whales, Flying saucers, traffic stoppers, Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers, Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos, Soft-serve cones, armadillos, Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes, Midget earmuffs, warming globes, Strobes, probes, frontal lobes, Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers - 胸，胸，胸，胸。。。。。。
坚持住啊已经过半了，我们为了学习是不在乎身体的对吧，不过是有点速度太快了？贪多嚼不烂一天背50个单词比较理想，总统系列就到梦露为止吧
我得清除一下搜索历史免得被老婆发现了，尤其是贝多芬的那个。。。。。
