Well its prom night, I'm all alone and man I feel so lame. 我是一个在舞会中孤独的糟糕男Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams在舞池的另一边，是我梦中的女神but she doesn't even know my name但她连我的名字都不知道As I stare my heart skips a beat,每次凝视你，我都会面红心跳she leaves me breathless I can't pretend她真的令我窒息I know that I can't offer her much,我知道我不能给她什么but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend但起码一定比她的蠢货男友好You may never want me她从不看我一眼But love for you is true但我对你的爱却是真切的So everywhere I go girl所以无论我去到哪里I'll be touching myself to you我会因为你而抚弄自己的身体Oh...I will masturbate to you in the shower我会因为你而在洗澡是撸炮In the cafeteria during lunch hour午餐时在食堂中撸炮Gonna play with myself in my Parents' car...to you! 在父母的车子中跟自己的老二玩耍Oooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach我会因为你而在沙滩上撸炮In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth洗牙时在牙医椅上撸炮I'll never see you again after tonight我知道过来今晚我不会再有机会见到你But I will masturbate to you for life但是我还会为你撸炮一生Don't dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love你们怎可以批评我表达爱的方式You can write poetry, 你自己选择用写诗me I will rub and tug我责选择撸炮I'll never hold you我不会有机会牵你的纤手Lay with you in the sand或跟你在沙滩嬉戏Go live your life girl去追求自己的生活吧Cause I'll being making love to my hand我会跟自己的手做爱Oh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend我会因你像着魔一般撸炮On Martin Luther King Day and duing Halloween每个马丁路德日和万圣节我都撸炮Stroking every single night of Hanukah在光明节的每一晚都不例外Oh, I will masturbate to you over sea's我会在远方为你撸炮On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen在埃菲尔特塔上，或是见女王时都要撸炮Honey go with him, 亲爱的跟他走吧I'll be alright.没有问题的Cause I will masturbate to you for life因为我会为你撸炮一生Life is so lonely without you没有你的生活是多么单调There's only so much jerking one guy can do我只可以抽插自己的双手But why this devotion但是为什么我要对你那么忠诚呢？I've wasted all my lotion我已浪费了很多沐浴露Baby I was blind but now I can see.. 亲爱的我终于觉醒了Oh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me我会撸炮到和你同偕白发Every single birthday and anniversary每一个生日和每一个周年纪念In the delivery room as our first child is born在产房中，当我们第一个孩子出事时I will masturbate to you and you alone我只会为你而撸炮Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home当我们在养老院中和儿孙玩的时候You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow原来不才是真正我差点错过的那一位女神But I will masturbate, 所以我会撸炮I will masturbate, 所以我会撸炮I will masturbate..所以我会撸炮To you现在right now.....现~~~~~~在~~~~~~~
